The Tale of a Crazy Pregnant Woman

Once upon a time, in the land of Pottstown a pregnant woman was getting ready for work. First of all, she has to hurry to try to shower and get dressed before her prince leaves for work - after all, she was wearing a maternity shirt that ties in the back. With that accomplished she felt good about herself. She sat down for a few minutes to watch the news, the continued with her morning routine. After completing her routine, the princess leaves her palace and gets in her chariot and heads off for a day of dealing with the commoners (this is a fairy tale after all). About 8 minutes away from her palace the princess preg-nikki looks in her review mirror and notices something just doesn't look quite right. Upon closer examination, she realizes that she has put on her eye makeup on just her right eye. "Oh the horror!", she squeals, and tries to decide what to do - wipe it off or turn around. Because mascara was also only on one eye, she decides based on the time, she has time to turn around. She is a princess - so nobody would DARE question her tardiness. After returning to her palace to set things right, she heads out once again to continue her day.

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